New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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