just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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