Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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