Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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