But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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