and you said cock pushups were impossible
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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