its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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