Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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