I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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