I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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