i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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