he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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