I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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