Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
