You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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