Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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