franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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