no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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