I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I wannas sexs uuuuu
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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