idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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