Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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