is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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