i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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