Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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