Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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