When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize