Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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