She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Randomize
