didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Holy sore nipples Batman
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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