My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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