Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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