summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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