i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
please don't ironically join a cult
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