Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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