...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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