She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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