what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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