I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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