Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
So. Much. Porn.
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