we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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