If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
