I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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