I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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