What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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