Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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