Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
wow bdsm is so cute
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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