So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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