My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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