I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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