Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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